"Ow butt, you better pick up this phone now or I'm gonna go FUCKIN' BALLISTIC."
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"Ow Dusty Bin, you just got a fuckin' text message."
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"This ringtone is fuckin' SLAMMIN' butt, innit?"
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"Pick up the phone you fucked-up, half witted, scruffy looking SHEEP SHAGGER."
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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastards" *NEW*
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"SAU-SA-GES"
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"Blodwyn!... Oh this ringtone just woke my bloody mother up...
you're a f*cking c*nt."
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"Blodwyn!"
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