Can you tell me the name of those slammin' tunes?
I don't know what they are so STOP ASKING FOR F*CKS'S SAKE.

When is the next video out?
When I get around to it. I try and upload one every week or so though.

Can I do a voice on your next episode?
No. Inviting nutters off the internet to my house really isn't something I like doing.

Can you mention me / my mate / my street / my town?
No. I get LOADS of these requests, and ignore them all so stop asking.

Can you tell me how your make your videos?
Apple iMovie, Adobe AfterEffects,and Adobe Photoshop. Check the links page for a link to a tidy tutorial site.

I had a very similar idea to what you're doing, did you steal my idea?
Yes. I've never met you, but I went back in time and read your mind. You know if I had a pound for every person who had watched my videos I'd be a very rich man - but if I had a pound for every cock-knocker who claimed I somehow stole their idea I'd be a very, very, very rich man.

Are you going to do a full-length movie?
No. It would take forever.

Who are you?
You don't need to know. I have hidden a real pic of me on this site though...

Where are you from?
The Land That Time Forget (aka The Rhondda Valley).